Mr. Lindsay Certified Save the Rizz T-Shirt

We’ve all been there. You’re dropping knowledge on the Pythagorean theorem like it’s the key to the universe, and Johnny’s over there low-key rizzing his pookie instead of figuring out why a² + b² = c².

My “Save the Rizz for Lunch Time” shirt it’s a gentle reminder that the only triangle we need focused on right now is the math kind, not the drama kind.

Because sometimes, no matter how hard you try, the kids gotta learn that homework comes before the hype.

This shirt is made for:

• teachers who know the struggle of teaching geometry and managing the latest slang vocabulary at the same time.
• Parents who’ve heard way too much about pookie and not nearly enough about their kid’s missing assignments.
• Anyone who’s been rizzed mid-lesson, mid-shift, or mid-sentence—and had to remind someone that charm doesn’t count as productivity.

The Details:

• Available in a variety of story-worthy colors
• Unisex fit with tear-away label and twill tape for durability
• Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton for everyday comfort. Heather blends: 35%/65% ring-spun cotton and polyester. Sport Grey & Antique: 90%/10%
• Unisex fit for everyday wear
• Tear-away label for comfort, twill tape for durability
• Tumble dry: low heat. Iron: low heat; Machine wash: cold (max 90F), with similar colors. Do not dryclean. Do not bleach.

Mr. Lindsay has given this shirt his certified stamp of approval—for the classroom, the staff lounge, or any corporate lunchroom on Casual Friday… especially when Kyle from accounting starts flirting instead of finishing the Q3 budget report.