Mr. Lindsay Certified Max Aura Crewneck Sweatshirt

For the teachers who translate teen slang like it’s a second language.
For the parents who wear “cringe” as a badge of honor.
For anyone trying to connect with kids without texting in all caps.

This cozy sweatshirt is for you.

Inspired by @MrLindsay, the Special Ed math teacher, viral video genius, and professional Gen Alpha decoder, this shirt is a full-on conversation starter disguised as a fashion choice.

With a fresh, clean design on the front that reads MAX AURA and Mr. Lindsay’s Certified logo on the back, this mid-heavy weight sweatshirt is lowkey stylish and scream "pick me" - but that's the point. It says, “I see you. I get you. I probably used that slang wrong—but I’m trying.”

This sweatshirt is for:

• Teachers and parents who know a good eye roll means you’re doing something right
• Adults who believe real connection starts with showing up—and serving (vibes, looks, or snacks)
• Students who secretly love it when grown-ups try too hard (but will never say it out loud)
• Anyone bold enough to bring the fit and the feelings

The Details:

• Available in a variety of aura-worthy colors
• Blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester; Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton
• Cozy medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²fabric for all-day comfort
• Classic Unisex fit, crew neck ribbed collar that keeps its shape
• No side seams = clean, smooth look
• Soft, tear-away label (no scratchy tags)
• Adult sizing — perfect for students + teachers
• Easy Care: Machine wash cold (max 90 F); Non-chlorine bleach only; Tumble dry low; Do not iron; Do not dry clean

When you watch @MrLindsay on social media, you know what Max Aura looks like:
He’s breaking down Gen Alpha slang like a pro, dropping truth bombs between jokes, and making both teens and adults feel seen, heard, and hyped up.
It’s funny. It’s real. It’s teaching with heart and high vibes.

Perfect for staff meetings, parent pick-up lines, and any moment where “MAX AURA” energy is the only option. Grab one for yourself, gift one to your favorite educator, or wear it to your next awkward school dance chaperone shift.

Connection is the goal. Cringe is just the gateway.